As always - The Cast of Characters
Me (The Daddy)
The Bean: Age 7
The Butterfly: Age 5
The Darling Wife
I've been labeled.
The DW, in her infrequent spare time, likes to surf the parenting message boards for advice on how to handle The Bean and her princess attitude. And strategies on to alleviate The Butterfly's frequent meltdowns. Can't forget those.
Apparently, being a Dad who doesn't work, cooks for the DW and and children, and (very occasionally) cleans something up, has a name.
And that name isn't guy who writes blogs.
Nor is it guy who writes picture books for children and struggles with the duality of his nature while writing a vampire novel.
Nor is Guy Who Writes Blogs even an acronym. GWWB. See it doesn't work. Spell check has just spazzed.
But apparently, Stay At Home Dad does have an acronym.
Apparently, it's SAHD. I'm assuming it rhymes with bad, mad, and Vlad (notice how I tied the vampire thing back in. We in writing circles called this literary device - tying the vampire thing back in).
SAHD is probably pronounced 'sad'.
And that's just sad.