As always - The Cast of Characters
Me (The Daddy)
The Bean: Age 8
The Butterfly: Age 6
The Darling Wife
With the DW out of town for ten days, the clock was running down on the girls needing baths.
They were getting a little ripe, to put it mildly. They were getting a little rank to put it more accurately.
The girls insisted on taking a bath in our bath tub. Check that, the DW's bath tub. It's Jacuzzi-styled with jets that blow the colored bubbles this way and that.
Colored water? Surely the kids were not that dirty.
Well, they weren't.
They have these little bath beadie things that dye the water when you drop them in. They look kind of like paintball pellets.
I sneak downstairs. It is not only 5 o'clock somewhere. It is 5 o'clock right here, right now.
I open a bottle of wine. I'm not even finished pouring a glass.
Screams from above. "Daddy!" The Bean screams. "Daddy!"
I dash up the stairs and find that The Bean has a bath toy stuck in her hair. It's one of those wind up toys where the flippers propel the toy through the water.
It's a seal. An Evil Seal.
It's an Evil Seal that has attacked The Bean's hair. It's all wound up in her hair and won't come out. It is, in fact, still spinning.
It's The Butterfly's Evil Seal toy. She looks sheepish.
But not really. She's six-years-old and has seen some pretty funny things in her time, but this tops the list.
Resolution - I cut The Bean's hair. She looks a little off-center now.
I try to discard The Butterfly's Evil Seal, but to no avail.
The Evil Seal lives, carrying a locket of Princess hair.