Me (The Daddy)
The Bean: Age 7
The Butterfly: Age 6
The Darling Wife
The Buffett Puppy
When The Bean was but 1 years-old, I first exposed her to Coca~Cola.
Cautiously, she took a sip. You could tell that the carbonated bubbles were bursting inside her nose. She made a face.
Then she wanted more and more until I had to take it away from her. I thought better of a caffeinated 1 year-old on a sugar high.
At New Years Eve that year, I tried a similar experiment with Champagne.
The DW wasn't thrilled at the prospect of either a drunk or hungover 2-year-old. My argument that it was really good Champagne didn't stand up all that well.
Fast Forward.
We met Miss K, The Butterfly's Pre-K teacher out for dinner last week.
The reason Miss K had Pop Rocks with her in the first place is somewhat mysterious. The fact that The Bean and The Butterfly really liked them is less so.
I suggested to The Bean that she put a big handful in her mouth, then take a big swig of Sprite.
The DW glared.
Apparently, she didn't think that was such a good idea either.
Good thing I didn't suggest she chase them with Champagne.
Hmmm...
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