As always - The Cast of Characters
Me (The Daddy)
The Bean: Age 8
The Butterfly: Age 6
The Darling Wife
Me (The Daddy)
The Bean: Age 8
The Butterfly: Age 6
The Darling Wife
The Buffett Puppy
We've enrolled The Bean and The Butterfly in an after-school program called Budokan.
It's a Martial Arts-style program where the girls go and do their homework, then learn Aikido.
Aikido is, apparently, where you learn to hit people with sticks.
The Bean and The Butterfly are getting pretty good at hitting people with sticks.
Why, you may be asking, would we want them to learn to hit people with sticks?
"It's for their self esteem," The DW says.
I must admit, hitting people with sticks does sound like fun. I could probably make a list.
However, I'm not sure why we want The Butterfly to hit anything, with sticks or otherwise.
Case and point. When we good to the grocery, The Butterfly likes to carry things.
Last time, she carried a 20 pound bag of dog food through the parking lot.
That is more than 1/3 of her weight.
That's scary. Army Ant scary.
So, The Butterfly is carrying this 20 pound bag of dog food through the lot. It's cute. I laugh.
Other people fail to see the humor though. They flash me dirty looks.
So I try to take it away. "Daddy," she says, "I got this one."
And why do I want The Butterfly to learn to hit people with sticks?
This... is... hilarious! So funny. Are they special sticks or just regular old sticks? I need to take this class.
ReplyDeleteAlso, if homework is required to hit people with sticks, I'd be happy to do it for your daughters.