Monday, September 14, 2009
Me (The Daddy)
The Bean: Age 7
The Butterfly: Age 5
The Darling Wife
The DW and I were doing a random bit of cleaning.
The Bean enjoys this. Well, actually she only enjoys spraying blue stuff on glass and wiping it up.
But this was a special cleaning. This involved the vacuum.
The Bean and The Butterfly are not supposed to eat in the living room. This is a rule, but one they interpret as more of a guideline.
The DW got it in her head that this was also the perfect time to rearrange the furniture. So I went all He-Man and moved the heaviest chair in the house. Beneath it was a veritable treasure chest of puzzle pieces and Barbie clothes and small stuffed things. The Bean enthusiastically picked them up and put them in, what I can only imagine, the appropriate toy box.
We also have one of those Monster Wrap-Around Couches. Guess what else I had to move?
The Bean was suddenly less interested in cleaning. She sprinted into the DW's office and hid under the desk.
Beneath the Monster Wrap-Around Couch, we discovered about 30 candy wrappers.
I found The Bean without too much trouble. She isn't very good at hiding.
I asked The Bean "what was up with all the candy wrappers?".
The Bean isn't very good at lying either.
She explains that these Giant Ants had put the candy wrappers under the couch.
I ask a follow up question - "did the Giant Ants also eat the candy?"
The Bean wasn't ready for this one. She looked at the floor and said that "no, she ate the candy. But it was the Giant Ants who didn't throw away the wrappers because they don't believe in recycling."
I asked where the Giant Ants were now.
"They're gone. I shooed them away."
Somewhere Dave Matthews is smiling.